The following list of phrases and their definitions might help you understand the mysterious languages of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone working on a PhD dissertation or academic paper anywhere. I received them from Casey Research.
- “It has long been known” = I didn’t look up the original reference.
- “A definite trend is evident” = These data are practically meaningless.
- “While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to the questions” = An unsuccessful experiment, but I still hope to get it published.
- “Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study” = The other results didn’t make any sense.
- “Typical results are shown” = This is the prettiest graph.
- “These results will be in a subsequent report” = I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
- “In my experience” = Once.
- “In case after case” = Twice.
- “In a series of cases” = Thrice.
- “It is believed that” = I think.
- “It is generally believed that” = A couple of others think so, too.
- “Correct within an order of magnitude” = Wrong.
- “According to statistical analysis” = Rumour has it.
- “A statistically oriented projection of the significance of these findings” = A wild guess.
- “A careful analysis of obtainable data” = Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over my coffee.
- “It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of this phenomenon occurs”= I don’t get it.
- “After additional study by my colleagues”= They don’t get it either.
- “Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to Cindy Adams for valuable discussions” = Mr. Blotz did the work and Ms. Adams explained to me what it meant.
- “A highly significant area for exploratory study” = A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
- “It is hoped that this study will stimulate further investigation in this field” = I quit.